Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.
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mp3: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts available: www.districtlines.com thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! www.myspace.com also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): en.wikipedia.org lyrics: JE: Let’s get it right. ABS: Let’s get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don’t know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I’m on parole. JE: I’m keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don’t say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It’s really stunning ————————- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of …
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Are you saying we got thugs in the fuzz lol! Real stuff lol.
@aliensoundfx when you spread it around everyone evenly? What a stupid question. And by the way, I do read, mor than you it seems. Or at least I know how to interpret things right.
@aliensoundfx Your country fought a WAR over slavery! If this doesn’t show you the significancy of slavery, I don’t know what can. Did it ever come to your mind that wealth is nothing else than concentrating goods and ressources, meaning taking it away form others, which way whatsoever? What do you think all this imperialism, not only by US government, is about? Right, taking shit away from others so can have it! Spreading wealth around to everyone evenly. Are you serious? Where is the wealth
@aliensoundfx You talkin bout gullability? Please. Learn to read closely. Where did I say ONLY black hands built America? Show me that passage! I said it’s plain ignorant to say white folks built the US. A big part of the wealth achieved in America is because the US had the opportunity to hold slaves who almost don’t cost anything. What do you think would those cotton farmers, for example, have made if they would have had to pay their slaves properly? Alot anyways, right, but not THIS amount!
Haha the way Evan and Sarah’s faces go from
to :0 to D: from 1:02 to 1:25!
Planned Parenthood – Keeping the black population in check since 1942.
these videos are adicting i love auto tune the news
Only 15% of the total drago-fantic population?
WHIIIIIITE FOOOOOLKS! ha ha ha lol that part so funny!
whered aaron get those sunglasses?
Today is the 6th consecutive day that i’m watching this videos
He should have said “is this the news or the snooze?”
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG!!!
lol + road = omg
Thumbs up if ‘ABS’ should be in every Auto-tune the news
@TheLoyalVike No, that’s Good with a capital G and that rhymes with T and that stands for “Terrific”!
@garymaster42 Lolz whut
Thumbs up if you would watch the news if every report was like this
watch our video about texting!!!!
whi-i-i-te folks
1:25 – 1:37 my favorite part!
lmao xD
2:06 sounded like they were saying “Tribble Trouble” o___0
LOL Dan Lungren sounds like he’s out of breath or yawning or something
Is it bad that im 16 and got the music man refrence?